bonerfart:

Black Mirror Season 4 episode list announced

1. Cor Blimey, What If Facebook Likes Were The Only Way To Earn a Quid

2. Me Bloody Computer Tried Ta Kill Me, What a Right Corker

3. There Is An App That Can Download You… Well Scary Innit Bruv

4. Me New Misses Is a Android And I Aint Bovvered

5. The Cheeky Gov'na Got A Pic Of Me Bollocks Through Me Webcam

teenagerposts:

When you insist on treating your friend

woodmeat:

woodmeat:

This blog is a safe space for goons

some people??? hit licks????
,,,,,,to cope?????

medusabraids:

i don’t give a *beep* keep lookin at my *beep* cause it don’t mean a thing if you’re lookin at my *beep* ha imma do my thing while you’re playing witcha *beep* hahahahahahahaha

mlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlml:

fissart-personal:

wisdomandlogicareking:

razxion:

liquidlimits:

90scherry:

I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.

I just like the smiling Buddha

He looks so happy

I love happy Buddha

That just makes me happy ;;u;;

blackberryshawty:

stranger whom i met an hour before who just told me all they business: idk what it is about you but i just feel so comfortable talking to you

me: